Kirsten says the darndest things....

Kirsten Hot Mika, aka my roommate, has a tendency to say the funniest things.

Don't be fooled by her red hair, she's a blonde in disguise.

Examples (and there are many)

- "Quadroon?? ...I've never seen that on a SAT form." -Kirsten on a newfound race
- "Oh...quick, there's only one hour left on my milk."
- I wonder if I keep my corn in the microwave long enough, if it'll pop like popcorn.

The wonder that is popcorn.

I am the proud owner of a 24bag box of Popcorn from Smiths.

ACT II is absolutely my favorite brand.

Popcorn just makes the day a whole lot more fun.

AND. Popcorn has a yellowish tint to it. which I ♥

All of my ♥,
Lauren

Devin Turns 15.

Today's my brother Devin's birthday.

My brother is the sweetheart of the family.

I know Ezra and I drive him nuts sometimes, but he always keeps his cool.

Instead of calling me Lauren, when we were little he would call me zsa-zsa. (pronounced "jah-jah).

He comes up with unique phrases like, "make a wish to get a gish."

He deals with me calling him ridiculous names like, "patootie."

I low key miss hearing him say "mack-a-mooch."

I miss our childhood days when we would help each other out with Pokemon on our GameboyColors.

I miss making fun of our parents with him.

He is one of the most humble people I have ever met and he is such an inspiration to me.

I love him with all my ♥.

Best 2nd youngest brother in the world.

All of my ♥,

Lauren

FOB.

Sometimes, I speak with an accent from a made up language.

This phenomenon for some reason only occurs when I'm here at BYU.

You would think English was my second language the way I pronounce my words sometimes.

If anything though, my weird accent gives people something to smile and laugh about.


SPEAK LIKE LAUREN:

this = "diis"
food = "fud"

All of my ♥,

Lauren

My room is not messy; it is an obstacle course designed to keep me fit.

Welcome to the worst week of my sophomore year existence to date.
,

(my room was the messiest it's ever been!)
It started out with a BANG, I got 81% on three tests this week. count them 1. 2. 3.

I had a suprisingly heavy workload this week.

Oh & thurs. I lost my planner.
It's funny because just a week before I had been telling everyone how I would die if I lost my planner.
Thankfully I have a second planner, so although I felt utterly lost for oh about a night, I'm back on schedule.

Which reminds me, enough with the negative, onto the p o s i t i v e.

1. My article was front page news.
In a campus desk meeting about two weeks ago I pitched an idea for a front page devoted solely to BYU slang.
The best feeling in the world: hearing people you don't know talk about how funny your article was.

[it looks better in the paper, scans to follow later.]

2. Wed night. I got a package filled with a bunch of these lovely little valentines.
My mom is the cutest and I lover her to pieces.

3. I got a letter from one of my favorite missionaries Elder Frost.
:] complete with a picture.pictures are my favorite for future reference.

If there's one thing you should know about me, it'd be that I can't stay pessimistic for too long; It's against my nature.

All of my ♥,

Lauren